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Laugh-Butts Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
Once, my friend Brandon went to boot camp for the military, and he told me that I can only send him a letter instead of email or text. In addition, they monitor and look over all mail going to the boot camp participants before giving them the mail.

I said "are there any standards for how I have to write the letter?"

And Brandon was like "? No?"

So I typed a nine point size front and back letter with .5 inch margins, All with old high school jokes, a lot of completely irrelevant red herrings for the original point, and complete unseriousness.

My plan was to make the mail monitor give up reading my paper, so I can't be monitored as well. It worked, because Brandon told me that that was the first time he's ever seen the monitor kind of give up and just give him the letter and say "it was too much.", And since there isn't a lot of natural light at the boot camp, Brandon had to borrow a magnifying glass from his friend, and only be able to read parts of the letter during later part of the day when they're not training, and after two weeks, he was able to read it. LOL

This story was relevant to your picture in some ways, I swear!
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Velica Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2017
I'm always up for screwing up the system - well done :)
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