If You're Bored...If Youre Bored
-Rob a candy store with a water pistol-Go to a forum and pick a fight with someone on the other side of the world.-Spread rumors about Hitler-Eat fried race cars-Make up jokes that make absolutely no sense-Throw sheet metal off a skyscraper roof-Superglue coins to someones face while theyre sleeping-Frisbee DVDs at your neighbors cat-While handling guns, ask someone where the antidepressants are-Poke an electric fence-Cut your lawn with a pair of scissors-Buy 27 hamsters and keep them in your bathtub-Sticky tape anchovies and cheese under peoples desks-Sell a $100 bill for $20-Make an If Youre Bored
Edward is a creepEdward Cullen: Hello HarryHarry Potter: ...HiEdward Cullen: Ugh! Ur smell... its so... intoxicatingHarry Potter: What?Edward Cullen: I must resist this temptation... to bite... a pillow...Harry Potter: Umm... I'm just going to leave...Edward Cullen: No wait! Dont leave! I cant live without you.Harry Potter: ...Edward Cullen: Although I cant live without you, I must leave you. Forget about me, my love.Harry Potter: Thank God.Edward Cullen: I am back! Our love knows no bounds! Now kiss my cold, stony, half-dead lips and we will make mutant children.Harry Potter: What the hell! I thought I got rid of you!Edward Cullen: Kiss me, foolish mortal. You are stupid for loving me. Our marriage awaits. Come now, Harry, and-Harry Potter: MARRIAGE?! O HELLZ NO. AVADA KEDAVRA, BIYATCH!!Edward Cullen: Ack! My beautiful, sparkly skin! Nooooo! But I still love you *dies*Harry Potter: F***ing Stephanie Meyer...Bella Swan: Hi sexy.Harry Potter: Oh god...