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Propaganda:: Baby Seals by Velica Propaganda:: Baby Seals by Velica
::This deviation is part of the Propaganda series[link] ::

This is one of the rare pictures taken of a baby seal where they truly show themselves. These are vicious blood thirsty animals that roam Canadian territory in search of tender, wealthy privately-insured Canadian human meat.

All efforts must be made to exterminate these bastards!

The Government of Canada
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kolishnikov Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014
its because they are cute. that's the only reason anyone cares. and i find it one of the worst armchair eco-hero causes out there made only to rile up the ignorant housewives to donate to causes that produce nothing except advertisement. what does all that money collected go to? stopping the industry that's been on the decline since the 1800's? its a throw away topic used to build up money for other projects.

they are not endangered. they are not overfished their populations are actually outstripping food supplies. the seal hunt consists of less than fifty vessels (probably less i did not look it up i just know its so low its ridiculous) they aren't a commercial industry its luxury at best. they stopped clubbing seal years ago due to outcry's but old footage is still used to rile up discontent. at the end of the day the entire haul is less then the amount of any commercial animal killed in a single day here in Canada.

but they are cute so top dollar programming because you don't hear Green peace giving much of a flying fuck for the extinction of rare insects in the Amazon.
NitendoFan92 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2015
This. It ironic how when an animal is ugly people stop caring. They only care because they are cute like dolphin and panda. And don't expect people caring about the animal they are used to eat
Velica Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014
Down with the baby seals!
kolishnikov Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014
damn straight!
Attduke Featured By Owner May 13, 2013
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Baby Seals are God's Pets!!!!! This is LIES!!!!!! .-. Harpo
Target21 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Infected with zombie virus
frenchfox Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Beautifully ironic ! :clap:
nadin991 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011
ahahaha... well, thats Harper for ya!
LeDiableDesBois Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2010
I am Totally Right with You. KILL THOSE BASTARD.
ladrilloso Featured By Owner May 16, 2010
i am goint to take my bate to hit them all
Archangelista Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
this is probably the only thing I don't fully agree with you on.

I believe seal hunting is actually beneficial to the endangered cod populations of the north since seals are overpopulating because of global warming. Milder conditions heightens their chance of survival and got their numbers to literally explode since the past 30 years.

While the already weak cod population isn't getting much benefit from the milder climate since seals are always after them. And letting all seals eat all the cod means they will disappear too once there will be none left.

So seal hunting is actually a way human has thought of to try to un-foul what they have all fouled up...

It's no more cruel than butchering a cow or pig. Just because it's done outside doesn't mean it's more cruel in any way...
Wild-Feline Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
and uuuh

beating them up as a sport isn't a crime?
ComradeKate Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2010
LoL... ah... it's funny how people condone in the inhumane mass slaughter of certain species of animal so they can fish and get their cod.

When I lived in Morro Bay the fishermen there were wanting to kill OTTERS because they liked to eat the crab and were a nuisance. Well, hello... sea mammals eat other sea creatures.

You are right on one thing - it is "no more cruel than butchering a cow or pig." That's not saying much. You should pick up Eisnitz's "Slaughterhouse." You'd be amazed.

Anyway, funny piece. Thank you for a laugh.
Minkymy Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010
And dolphins play with baby porpoises in such a way that they die.
Velica Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
Her... this was really just a naive joke. I have no knowledge of seal and cod ecology.

Wait, are you having a laugh?

Anyway, I'm going to butcher some Norwegian sailors as they are fishing cod at an alarming rate.
HallzAddict Featured By Owner May 29, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
i know u r sarcastic but laws would actually ban these guys or prison them
u can't do that to seals though
Velica Featured By Owner May 29, 2009
im happy about that! :)
Archangelista Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
haha if only it were that easy, the number of politicians and lobbyists on the death row would surpass the number of actual convicts throughout the world ;P
Lars-kun Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2009
awww it want to eat me <3
burnthewings Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2008
Niddles Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2008
Estas series tão muita bem apanhadas adoro a ironia...muito bem ilustrado :D
Coeya Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2008
Little bastards are EXALT Y like that, i know too.
i live in Nova Scotia lol
EmperorBassexe Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2008
It makes me ashamed to be Canadian... :(
Velica Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2008
Dont worry too much about it. The little bastards are evil.
Mentalrabie Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2008
i knew it! i KNEW it!!
Cosmic-Rocket-Man Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
haha para quando algo acerca do governo d portugal? :D
Velica Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2008

nao tenho acompanhado as mais recentes aventuras dos nosso governantes.
mas quem sabe um dia...
Cosmic-Rocket-Man Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
pois ja somos dois.. xD
The-Mirrorball-Man Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
At last! Someone tells the truth about those bloodthirsty predators! Thank you!
kitkatty Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHA! It's true, I fear for my life. These are a great set of satiric pieces, very bold.
Velica Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2008
The mighty Canadian armed forces will crush these beasts. I know they will.
capuchinhovermelho Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2008
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